I grew up a portly bastard, husky +1 if you will. As a youth I found the bombest fat kid treats when I mixed my own concoction's. I used to hit up McDonalds for Nuggets and then ride dirty to KFC for mashers. I learned early on that heaven was a gift in the form of this snack. Try dipping that golden nugget in the mashers and then try not to slap your mama!
The next concoction I cannot take credit for, Mama Moore knows best. Get your favorite ice cream and bang it in a bowl, next get some Chex mix and sprinkle that love on top. It will look like a treat that an angel shit out; but trust me, when the ice cream is melted in the bowl and at the end, & you eat that last bite of crispy Chex, it will make you a believer!
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